ablossomfell:

deepshowerthoughts:

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

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marisatomay:

alrightanakin:

like….not 2 get into this really but..freedom of speech means that the government can’t tell you what you can and can’t say. freedom of speech does not protect you from the social/private repercussions of your actions

furthermore: freedom of speech does not entitle you to a soapbox and a bullhorn. people don’t have to listen to you. they don’t have to give you a platform. you’re allowed to say what you want but no one is required to listen to you or help you say it.

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wokebaedannyelfman:

wokebaedannyelfman:

god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

me listening to voulez vous 

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star-eaters:

aroboros:

butchfraggle:

butchfraggle:

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

Two headed calf moodboard

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dankmemeuniversity:

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spacemonkeyg78:

thecaboodale:

anxious-barnacle:

queen-of-the-merry-men:

freifraufischer:

inkgut:

missymalice:

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.  

Teenage girls are amazing.

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored

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beetledrink:

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

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